Thank You Janet

Donkey Brandon

Janet brought her donkey named Brandon over this morning for me to watch. He ran about my family room, trotting this way and that, never stopping to eat his snack of buckwheat and licorice. Soon he was tired of being inside and somehow escaped out the window I'd left cracked to cool pies by, and when I realized it, he was already gone...

I chased him down the hot black street with no shoes on until I got him back, and on the way back home, I lectured him til he could hear no more. He agreed to stay put til Janet came back.

He taught me to never leave the window open and that no matter how much buckwheat you leave out, donkey's never like it mixed with licorice. He also gave me a helluva workout.

Thank you Janet.

posted by Number Mouth @ 10:26 AM