Thank You Janet

hangover

This morning I awoke hungover with a mexican in my bed.

and he's wearing my pants.

Thank you Janet.

posted by Thank You Janet @ 1:22 PM 5 comments

Crab Dilemma

I wasn't sure if crab meat went with basil. Janet told me to try them sauteed together in a little bit of clarified butter and garlic. She was absolutely right. They tasted like heaven, and not so much like dirty socks... Thank You Janet.

posted by Number Mouth @ 10:36 AM 0 comments

Donkey Brandon

Janet brought her donkey named Brandon over this morning for me to watch. He ran about my family room, trotting this way and that, never stopping to eat his snack of buckwheat and licorice. Soon he was tired of being inside and somehow escaped out the window I'd left cracked to cool pies by, and when I realized it, he was already gone...

I chased him down the hot black street with no shoes on until I got him back, and on the way back home, I lectured him til he could hear no more. He agreed to stay put til Janet came back.

He taught me to never leave the window open and that no matter how much buckwheat you leave out, donkey's never like it mixed with licorice. He also gave me a helluva workout.

Thank you Janet.

posted by Number Mouth @ 10:26 AM 0 comments

Problems

My life is filled with problems. Janet told me it was okay to go on a 5 day drinking bender. I feel better now.

Janet knows.

posted by Thank You Janet @ 2:04 PM 0 comments